1. 23:30 18th May 2013

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    gorgeousdarren:

    when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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  2. 23:25

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  3. 18:08

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  4. 18:02

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    egbuns:

    otterthulhu:

    rabioheab:

    Cool Names For You To Name Your Children

    1. Farquaad
    2. Farquaad II
    3. Farquaad III
    4. Farquaad IV
    5. Farquaad V 

    You could call them the farsquaad

    i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on

     

  5. 14:34 17th May 2013

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    okayamelia:

    “my real name is…. matt smith.”

    the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.

     

  6. 14:33

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    jadecake: paledreamers: danosaur-and-phillion: activatewindows: letshope: Sickest Candle ever. It’s like the olympic closing ceremony… funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing. ^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY  i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

    jadecake:

    paledreamers:

    danosaur-and-phillion:

    activatewindows:

    letshope:

    Sickest Candle ever.

    It’s like the olympic closing ceremony…

    funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow this is the coolest fucking thing ever” and it plays music and all that, but when it came to actually eating the cake and taking the candle out, there was no off switch, so we had to smash it to pieces in the back garden to shut it up. turns out if you smash it up the music box still works. when i was in bed at 3am i could hear something so i opened the window, and it sounded like a tune you would hear in a horror movie before someone gets their body ripped to shreds and eaten. sleep well munchkins. you dont want this fucking thing.

    ^^^^^^^^MY MOTHER BOUGHT THIS FOR ME WHEN I TURNED 14 IT DIDNT STOP PLAYING WE DROWNED IT FOR 5 HOURS AND IT STARTED PLAYING THE SECOND YOU TOOK IT OUT OF THE WATER MY BROTHER SMASHED IT AGAINST THE  WALL 5 TIMES IT DIDNT STOP MY MOTHER THREW IT OUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY 

    i love how every single time i see this there’s a new horror story about this candle

    (Source: bored-im)

     

  7. 14:30

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  8. 14:30

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    princemordo:

    heads up

    if i ever stop talking to you as much

    • its not you
    • there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
    • i still want to be close

    if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot

    • pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
    • be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
    • ps its more than likely because i want to be close
     

  9. 14:29

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  10. 23:43 14th May 2013

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    Clare Elsaesser | HonestlyWTF

    Clare Elsaesser | HonestlyWTF

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  11. 23:41

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  12. 23:29

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    They wandered about the house, each feeling intimately the presence of the other; they sat on the same side of the table like honeymooners; they were intensely absorbed, intensely happy.
    — F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Lees of Happiness (via fitzgeraldquotes)
     

  13. 00:09

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    nachosinthetardis:

    gallifreyanwizardof221b:

    timelordsandhunters:

    when you learn about something in History class that was on Doctor Who

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    When you’re in French and you know what allons-y means before your teacher tells you.

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    When you’re so angry you run around on a golf course angst-singing because you’re troy fucking bolton

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  14. 00:08

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    princeowl:

    ‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earlier’

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  15. 00:07

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    thats-slightly-raven:

    I’m watching Hell’s Kitchen and I can’t stop laughing because Gordon Ramsay just called this girl a fucking biscuit then threw a piece of salmon at her and for the past 7 minutes she’s just been stood there looking at him like this

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